Urination and Defecation Vs. Masturbation and Orgasm

Why do people think that when they become involved in a marriage/ intimate relationship with you that you need companionship while expelling bodily waste? I don't care how close the relationship/ marriage may be..... urination and defecation are two matters that should be handled in private; no exceptions.....

I find this matter to be very interesting, both conceptually and morally.....

So, to all you people that believe that pissing and shitting in front of someone else is not a big deal.... let me ask you this.... Would you be so willing to masturbate and orgasm in front of someone with just as much ease? Yes, go ahead and gasp.... I just compared urination and defecation to masturbation and orgasm.... Most people would protest that the subject matters are utterly different.... I disagree.... All can technically be categorized as private matters.... And, before I proceed if you have never masturbated to orgasm in front of someone your argument sucks and is completely invalid anyway, so shut the hell up and just listen.....

I myself have been married, and thankfully divorced.... during which time I was unfortunately given the experience of urinating and defecating with companionship.... entirely uncomfortable and wrong on so many levels.... Life has also given me the experience of masturbating to orgasm with companionship.... entirely recommended and utterly satisfying....

So we have established that conceptually urination, defecation, masturbation, and orgasm are all private matters.... I think everyone can agree upon this.... Morally I am going to present to you an opposing viewpoint about masturbation that I hope will alter your opinion on the stigma that accompanies it; a stance which I hope you will consider with an open mind.... Masturbating in front of someone is an act that most would label as being ethically unacceptable, yet for some unknown reason the expulsion of bodily waste in front of another is considered to be acceptable? This leads directly to the core of my argument....

Masturbating to orgasm in front of someone is an absolutely beautiful experience.... a very personal and very intimate experience.... a very passionate and expressive experience.... an experience shared between two lovers that is entirely revealing and brimming with sexual intensity.... a moment unlike any other I have ever experienced.... a moment of supreme pleasure.... Masturbating with companionship is merely a variation of intercourse.... intercourse is definitely not in the objectionable category.... So, what about masturbation really classifies it as being ethically unacceptable? Exactly, not a damn thing....

What part of shitting and pissing with companionship can be described as being a beautiful, pleasurable, and passionate experience? Is my point becoming any clearer? The expelling of bodily matter with companionship is, by leaps and bounds, more ethically unacceptable than masturbating with companionship ever could be....



So, I have stated my case.... In the matter of Urination and Defecation Vs. Masturbation and Orgasm.... the winner based upon sufficient evidence of absolute sexual gratification is.... drum roll please.... .... .... Masturbation and Orgasm.... Hell yes!!!!!!!